I'm an obnoxious, arrogant, irritable, cynical, rude, antisocial blockhead with multiple unchecked mental issues.
My brain has more holes than a fine Swiss cheese.
I lack the mental capacity to care about most things outside of Team Fortress 2, Phoenix Wright and food.
Orlando Bloom's attic. His basement is my summer home.
King of Sleep, Duke of Stupid, Lord of Poor Decision, World's Leading Llama Biologist.
Contributor, bought for me by my sister, Krystal295.
Married In-Game to:
Imguna Dye Alöne.
Local Moron. Perhaps that's just what I call myself, though.
"IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A HEAD! IT'S A BIRD HEAD! AHAHAHAHAHA!"